Alex Mercer

Ten facts:


1.)When Alex Mercer goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

2.)Alex Mercer cannot predict the future; the future just better do what Alex Mercer says.

3.)Alex Mercer can delete the Recycling Bin.

4.)Alex Mercer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

5.)Alex Mercer once played rugby by himself. He went undefeated.

6.)Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Alex Mercer is on.

7.)Alex Mercer died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

8.)Alex Mercer is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

9.)There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Alex Mercer allows to live.

10.)There is no Control button on Alex Mercer's computer. Alex Mercer is always in control.

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